You are such a stupid piece of shit
What?
What?
Dude did you call me a stupid piece of shit
What?
Did you call me a stupid piece of shit?
Of course not
Are you sure?
Of course, I’m not that kind of guy
Okay cus that’s really mean
Exactly bro that’s why I would never say that
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I wish I could swim better
Yeah you suck at swimming
Wow
Bro I’m sorry you suck
You’re sorry I suck?
Yeah
Dude you’re not that much better
Yes I am
No
I am. I’m an incredible swimmer
Damn you are, you're right
Yeah and you suck bro
Fuck, I do suck
Yeah.
Well what do I do?
Nothing, that’s just how it is
But can’t things change?
No not really man
Shit that sucks
That’s life brother
Damn
Also I think your sister is cute
What are you serious?
Nah I’m jus playing
Jeez you scared me
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Question, would you rather be smart or smell good?
Smart
You would say that
What does that mean?
Nothing
Dude are you saying I smell bad?
No
Why did you say it like that?
What?
Why did you sound like you were lying?
I wasn’t?
Seriously dude, do I smell bad?
No
Will you tell me if I smell bad?
Yes
Okay good
You smell bad
Are you serious?
No I’m messing with you. But you should shower more
Okay
Yeah
I’ll shower more
Good
Dude I’m exhausted
Wow, really?
Yeah
Wow from what?
You know…life…being sad. I’m exhausted from being sad
You’re sad?
Yeah. Really sad
Awww
Yeah
Are you crying?
Yeah dude
Wow
Yeah
Cus you’re sad?
Not just cus I’m sad
What else?
Cus I think sometimes about how we are all gonna die
Oh wow you do?
Yeah
Wow that’s so intense bro
Yeah
Anything else?
Yeah I’m also vegetarian and no one cares
Oh
Yeah
Okay
Do…do you care?
About what?
My vegetarianism
Oh… No
You see?
Yeah that’s tough dude
Yeah and it’s every day
Wow
It’s every second
Oh wow oh wow wow
Yeah just all the time man
Well—
I’m just sad all the time
Well—
I can’t even wake up in the mornings
Well that’s life bitch
Did you just call me bitch?
Yeah do you think it’s cool?
No man that’s not cool
You don’t think it’s cool like if I call other guys bitch? Like in an irreverent way?
No not at all
Shit
It’s kind of offensive too
Damn it is, why?
I don’t know but it feels like it when you say it
Okay wow. Really?
Yeah
Shoot
Not cool man
Not cool?
Yeah. I’m kind of uncomfortable
Damn you are? I’m sorry
Yeah I think you should just go maybe
Really? Damn. Damn. I’m sorry bro
I’m not your bro
You’re not?
No dude you should leave
Okay I’ll go
Yeah
Yeah
Okay
Okay
…
Gimme a kiss first?
What?
No nevermind
No what did you say?
I asked if you want a kiss
Dude why would I want a kiss
Idk man forget it
No bro why tf would I want to kiss you
Dude chill out
Just get out of here bro
Okay man I’m going
Then go
Okay I am
Get out of here
Calm down
Don’t tell me to calm down
I’m sorry
Don’t apologize just get out of here
Aight
Don’t say aight
Why not?
It sounds forced bro
Aight
Dude
Shit I’m sorry
Bro stop it and just leave
Okay
Seriously
I’m going
Then go
I’ll see you tomorrow
Yeah tomorrow
Bye bitch